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Colorectal Jokes

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A man goes to his colorectal

and says "Doc, I can't stop bleeding down there."

Doctor says, "What did you do?"

Man replies, "I tried anal sex with an elephant."

"Good Lord," the doctor says, "let's see what he did to you." He pulls down the man's pants, revealing an enormous, gaping hole.

"But isn't...

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Ever been in the shower, already late, when you feel that colorectal peristaltic action and think

"Damnit, I don't have time for this shit!"

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Cigarette companies are now being forced to show pictures of mouth cancer on their labels.

Considering the fact that Processed meat has also been proven to cause Colorectal cancer. I think in the spirit of fairness Hotdog packaging should include pictures of Anal cancer.

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