Circumcisions Jokes - 25 Hilarious Circumcisions Jokes

Circumcisions are painful.

When I got mine right after I was born, I couldn't walk for nearly a year

How does the person who gives circumcisions get paid?

They keep the tips

Did you hear about the doctor who does circumcisions on commission?

He works for tips

What's it like being the rabbi who does circumcisions?

The pay is awful but you get to keep all the tips.

I was assisting a Dr. doing circumcisions

and he asked me “Don’t you ever wonder what I do with all these forskins? I take them home and make wallets out of them…when you rub them they turn into suitcases.”

Why are circumcisions cheap in Israel?

Because rabbis work for tips.

Part Jewish here 🇮🇱

Why are discount circumcisions a bad idea?

It’s usually a total rip-off

Did you hear about the drunk surgeon who did circumcisions?

He got the sack

Why do doctors make more money from circumcisions than other types of procedures?

It's the only procedure in which they collect tips!

A local hospital is offering Black Friday specials on circumcisions.

Up to 50% off.

You know what they say about getting cheap circumcisions.

It'll be a rip-off.

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Have you read the report on circumcisions?

Yeah, a number of dickheads were exposed.

I used to perform circumcisions for a living.

I got tons of tips.

There is a tree named after the rabbi who does circumcisions.

It's the juniper.

Joke from my dad.

I used to know a guy who did circumcisions

The money wasn't great, but he got to keep the tips

How much do people who perform circumcisions get paid?

$50/h plus tips

My dad knows a guy who does circumcisions

He says the pay isn't very good, but he gets to keep the tips

Great deals on circumcisions,

Half off!

I knew a rabbi who wouldn’t accept payment for circumcisions,

He only took tips

A guy gives free circumcisions

He gets asked, "well, if you don't get paid, how do you keep the food on the table?"

He answers, "I keep the tips"

Did you hear about the robot who specializes in circumcisions

Real cutting-edge technology

[] Circumcisions are odd. Expensive ones are worth it, while

Cheap ones are ripoffs

I lost my job performing circumcisions

I just couldn't cut it.

I asked a person giving elephant circumcisions if they liked their job...

They said, "The pay isn't great, but the tips are big."

My buddy performs circumcisions, and i was curious how much he got paid

"Oh we dont get paid, we just keep the tips"

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