Did you hear about the drunk surgeon who did circumcisions?

He got the sack

Why do doctors make more money from circumcisions than other types of procedures?

It's the only procedure in which they collect tips!

A doctor is retiring, he mostly performed circumcisions his whole career...

...and he collected the remainders in a large glass jar. He brings the jar to a leather tanner and explains that it’s all he has to remember 50 years of service to his community - please make something, anything, nice from it.

The leather tanner says no problem; to come back in a week.
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A rabbi had worked for many years as a mohel performing circumcisions...

He collected all the foreskins he had cut over his career and brought them to a leather maker after he retired.

He brings the foreskins to the best leather maker in town and says “Make me whatever you can with these.” Surprised but undaunted, the leather maker says “Okay, come back in a week ...

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A doctor has been doing circumcisions for 30 years, and he's collected all the foreskins. (NSFW)

He has them all in a box, and decides he should do something with them. He takes them to a taxidermist and asks him to make something out of them.

A few weeks later, he returns to the taxidermist, who pulls out a small box and sets it on the counter. The doctor opens the box and there is a wa...

A local hospital is offering Black Friday specials on circumcisions.

Up to 50% off.

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A bright, young graduate joined the Internal Revenue Service.

A bright, young graduate joined the Internal Revenue Service. Anxious for his first investigation he was a bit perturbed when he was assigned to audit a Rabbi.

Looking over the books and taxes was pretty straightforward and the Rabbi was clearly very frugal, so he thought he’d make his day in...

There is a tree named after the rabbi who does circumcisions.

It's the juniper.

Joke from my dad.

How do you know if your doctor does circumcisions?

He takes tips

Why are discount circumcisions a bad idea?

It’s usually a total rip-off

Did you hear the zoo is hiring someone to perform elephant circumcisions?

The pay's not great, but the tips are pretty big.

I asked a rabbi about circumcision

So I was at my friends kids briss (circumcision cerenony) and they did the thing. Me not being Jewish I didnt really want to be there or even see why I had to be, but I digress. It got to the point for paperwork or whatever afterwards, and the rabbi says, "oh dont worry about it, the service was fre...

You know what they say about getting cheap circumcisions.

It'll be a rip-off.

Circumcisions are painful.

When I got mine right after I was born, I couldn't walk for nearly a year

I preform circumcisions at the local synagogue.

The pay isnt that great, but I get to keep the tips.

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A guy from IRS shows up at the rabbi's house

"So, you produce a lot of waste during your ceremonies that could potentially be sold for profit but it's missing from your books, how do you account for that?"

"What do you mean?"

"Well, the matzo bread you eat... It's awfully dry, it must surely leave a lot of crumbs... What do you d...

Why are circumcisions cheap in Israel?

Because rabbis work for tips.

Part Jewish here 🇮🇱

Police have just received info about a dodgy doctor performing dangerous circumcisions

There must have been a tip off

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