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A doctor has been doing circumcisions for 30 years, and he's collected all the foreskins.

He has them all in a box, and decides he should do something with them. He takes them to a taxidermist and asks him to make something out of them.

A few weeks later, he returns to the taxidermist, who pulls out a small box and sets it on the counter. The doctor opens the box and there is a wa...

A Jewish doctor responsible for performing circumcisions retires.

Instead of throwing out all the foreskins he's collected, he decides to take them to a seamstress so she can turn them into a souvenir of his long career.

He takes a few hundreds tips into the seamstress and leaves them with her, giving her a week to make something special.

Upon his re...

Why are discount circumcisions a bad idea?

It’s usually a total rip-off

Did you hear the zoo is hiring someone to perform elephant circumcisions?

The pay's not great, but the tips are pretty big.

Why does the Rabbi offer free circumcisions?

He only collects the tips.

You know what they say about getting cheap circumcisions.

It'll be a rip-off.

Police have just received info about a dodgy doctor performing dangerous circumcisions

There must have been a tip off

I preform circumcisions at the local synagogue.

The pay isnt that great, but I get to keep the tips.

Why are circumcisions cheap in Israel?

Because rabbis work for tips.

Part Jewish here 🇮🇱

I asked a person giving elephant circumcisions if they liked their job...

They said, "The pay isn't great, but the tips are big."

Rabbis don't make a lot of money during circumcisions

At least they get to keep the tips

I knew a rabbi who wouldn’t accept payment for circumcisions,

He only took tips

Circumcisions are painful.

When I got mine right after I was born, I couldn't walk for nearly a year

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Have you read the report on circumcisions?

Yeah, a number of dickheads were exposed.

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A mohel (guy who does circumcisions) is retiring after a long 50 year career...

A mohel (guy who does circumcisions) is retiring after a long 50 year career...

For shits and giggles, every time he did a circumcision he saved the foreskin and put in a giant jar he kept in the back of his office. After 50 years he has a full jar of foreskins, and he figures he can use them...

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