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It's funny how Jews, Christians and Muslims have fought each other for centuries.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

I found a way to make cured sausage halal for Muslims to eat.

I offered it to an Imam for testing. He takes a bite and says "Ah, Salami okay, yum!"

Two muslims were in relationship.

Her: "I am sorry, but I was Christian before we were together. I know I should have told you earlier."

Him: "No problem, if you don't feel like Christian anymore, you have nothing to worry about."

Her: "Oh, thanks. Don't worry. I feel much better as Christina now."

What state has the most muslims?

Allahbama

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Do you know what Christians, Hindus and Muslims agree on?

Chicken are Fucking delicious.

How do Muslims social distance?

Qur'antine

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Sixty Years

In Jerusalem, a journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So, the reporter went to check it out. She went to the Wailing Wall and there was the old man, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched hi...

In a world without Muslims, there wouldn't be a 911.

We'd have to say CMXI instead.

The Muslim Ban

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all Muslims had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Muslim community, so the Pope offered a deal. He'd have a religious debate with the leader of the Muslim community. If the Muslims won, they could stay in Italy; an...

Where do Russian Muslims pray ?

Mosque'O

Classic joke for our Muslim friends today

There were two white christian men, John and Mike, whose plane crashed into a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do.

As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view...

A Catholic priest, a rabbi, and a Muslim extremist walk into a bar and all sit at the counter.

The bartender hands each of them a menu then turns to the priest and asks, "what can I get you to drink, Father?โ€

The priest replies, "oh I don't drink, but I have to ask, does this really say you could get me the blood of Mary?"

The bartender responds, "No no no, Father, you misunders...

Muslims, Christians, Monks, and Catholics died and went to heaven.

The Muslims approached God and God said, โ€œroom 421, but be quiet going past 419.โ€ The Monks approached God and God said, โ€œroom 422, but be quiet going past 419.โ€ The Christians approached God and God said, โ€œroom 421, but be quiet going past 419.โ€ The Christians asked,โ€ why quiet going past 419?โ€ God...

What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak ?

They stay in Quran-tine

In 1272, the Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.

In 1873, the British refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

Where are Muslims going to pray when they go to Mars?

Elon's Mosque

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

'Cause they hate the French press

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BECOMING IRISH

Seven-year-old Mohammad entered his classroom in Dublin on the first day of school..


"What's your name?", asked the teacher.

"Mohammad," he replied.

"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher,
"so from now on you will be known as Mick."

Mohammad returned hom...

Why are Muslims always angry

Because they have a short fuse

How many Muslims fit in a Mosque

Allaht

Muslims in the U.S.A

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What's the Muslims' favorite state in the USA?

Alahbama.

Where do Muslims shop?

Halaldi

Why do we see a lot of puns on Muslims here on r/jokes?

It's more likely to blow up.

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The Christian says: โ€œThe Jews and Muslims are wrong.โ€

The Muslim says: โ€œThe Christians and Jews are wrong.โ€

The Jew says: โ€œThe Muslims and Christians are wrong.โ€

The Atheist says: โ€œYou *all* are *correct*.โ€

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Boy: Dad how come there are no Jews, Christians or Muslims in Star Trek?

Dad: Cause it's the future son

What's the difference between an American soldier and a Muslim?

Conservatives spend a lot of money getting the Muslims out of the streets.

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