9 of the top 10 days to give birth fall between Sept. 9 and Sept. 20. Given that pregnancies last an average of about 38 weeks, this means many people are conceiving in December, around the holidays.
In other words, if you can't afford to give presents, get f**ked.
A man with 12 kids visits his Dr., asking for advice on how to prevent future pregnancies...
“Have you tried condoms?” Asks the Dr.
“I did, and it resulted in 3 kids!” said the man.
“Have you tried birth control?”
“I did! And it resulted in another 3 kids!”
“Have you tried IUD (intrauterine implants)?”
“I did! And it resulted in 3 kids!”
What’s the similarity between semicolons and pregnancies?
Both mean you won’t be seeing a period for a little while.
Why aren't vampires afraid of accidental pregnancies?
Because they can only come inside when invited.
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Everyone knows Charles Dickens as a famous author of great classics. Lesser known is his short-lived Apple Cider business. He had to close it after complaints of unexpected pregnancies.
It may seem strange, but what do you expect when you have Dickens Cider?
My friend Chance told me this one.
A young couple was dealing with unsuccessful pregnancies. Wanting to have a baby, they went to a sperm bank. The woman at the reception desk handed the man a bottle and said "Come back tomorrow with the bottle filled, and we'll see if you're infertile or not."
The next day, the couple came ba...
I don't know why people get so upset about failed pregnancies...
I mean, the baby is still born. (sorry)