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A young girl started work in the village chemist shop.

She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public.
The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would
be willing to run the shop on her own.
She had to confide in him her worries about selling the contraceptives.
"Look," he said. "My regular customers do...

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Why don't fortune tellers use contraceptives?

They have crystal balls and can see it coming.

An elderly woman goes to the pharmacy and asks for contraceptives

The pharmacist is confused and asks why she would need them.
She replies "they help me sleep at night."
The pharmacist asks "how so?"
"When I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice every morning I sleep better at night."

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Oral contraceptive

I recently had an experience with oral contraceptives. I asked a woman if she would like have sex with me. She said, "No".

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It's a fair notion to suggest that I'm quite keen on oral contraceptives.

I asked a girl to have sex with my one night.

She said "No."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said “You know you wanna”. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

Use contraceptives kids.

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[Dark] A man walks into a pharmacy...

After looking at the shelves for a bit the man turns to the pharmacist and asks: *"I'm looking for contraceptives for my 10 year old daughter. What would you recommend?"*

The pharmacist looks in shock *"Your daughter is 10? And she's sexually active?"*

The man chuckles at the notion *"...

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