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Abortions Jokes

I can't stand abortions

I'm ok with killing babies... but the idea of a woman making decisions just doesn't sit right with me.

Abortions are so fun

It really brings out the kid in you

"Dad, how do you feel about abortions?"

"Ask your sister!"

"I don't have a si- Oh."

Abortions are for....

Abortions are for the anti-vaxxer who don't waste time.

How are abortions done in the Harry Potter universe?

*Fetus Deletus*

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What do you call a black woman who has had 8 abortions?

A crime fighter.

What do abortions and Digiorno have in common?

They're not delivery, but they taste OK.

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If abortions are illegal in 2 states

Sex without conception can become premeditated attempted murder.

What is it called when you screw a girl that's had 10 abortions.

A graveyard smash.

The owner of the only abortion clinic that vowed to defy Texas' new law prohibiting abortions past 6 weeks says, it's never been busier...

"Currently we got a 24 month wait list"

Abortions........

Really suck the life outta you

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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Did you know bad comedians increase the number of abortions?

They always fuck up the delivery.

Our local planned parenthood refuses to provide homeless women with abortions.

They say beggars can't be choosers.

Some people are really tired after abortions...

It's like they got life sucked out of them.

I heard abortions are quite exhausting..

I was confused too, but apparently it really takes it out of you.

What type of equipment do you operate for abortions?

A baby excavator.

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