daughter: Dad, what's your opinion on abortions?

Dad: Ask your sister

daughter: but I don't have a sister

Dad: exactly

What is it called when you screw a girl that's had 10 abortions.

A graveyard smash.

What do abortions and Digiorno have in common?

They're not delivery, but they taste OK.

I can't stand abortions

I'm ok with killing babies... but the idea of a woman making decisions just doesn't sit right with me.

Abortions are so fun

It really brings out the kid in you

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If abortions are illegal in 2 states

Sex without conception can become premeditated attempted murder.

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