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Abortions should be safe, legal and rare.

However, I am willing to accept medium rare or even medium as long as they are well seasoned.

The owner of the only abortion clinic that vowed to defy Texas' new law prohibiting abortions past 6 weeks says, it's never been busier...

"Currently we got a 24 month wait list"

How are abortions done in the Harry Potter universe?

*Fetus Deletus*

Abortions are so fun

It really brings out the kid in you

I can't stand abortions

I'm ok with killing babies... but the idea of a woman making decisions just doesn't sit right with me.

"Dad, how do you feel about abortions?"

"Ask your sister!"

"I don't have a si- Oh."

Abortions are for....

Abortions are for the anti-vaxxer who don't waste time.

What is it called when you screw a girl that's had 10 abortions.

A graveyard smash.

What do abortions and Digiorno have in common?

They're not delivery, but they taste OK.

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What do you call a black woman who has had 8 abortions?

A crime fighter.

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If abortions are illegal in 2 states

Sex without conception can become premeditated attempted murder.

Our local planned parenthood refuses to provide homeless women with abortions.

They say beggars can't be choosers.

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Did you know bad comedians increase the number of abortions?

They always fuck up the delivery.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Some people are really tired after abortions...

It's like they got life sucked out of them.

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