I was outside getting my mail when I noticed my neighbor cutting his lawn. The mower was loud and he didn’t see that his dog was licking something up by the garage door. Suddenly, the dog began running circles around the front lawn but shortly after he fell to the grass.

“Did he die?”

*No he just ran out of gas*

What do you call Blackbeard’s average for counting circles?

His Pi-rate.

I don't understand why we study circles in geometry.

They're pointless.

What did the circle weeaboo say when he saw 5 circles?

Notice me 10π

I don’t like jokes about circles

They have no point

Why do dogs run in circles?

It’s too hard to run in squares

I watched a dog show today and was not impressed. My Mutt would run circles around these Pure Breds!

And probably get disqualified for doing so.

I got the death sentence for making a fence out of large circles.

It was a capital 'O' fence.

"Daddy, daddy! Why do I keep running in circles?"

Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground

Why do circles always feel depressed?

Because their entire existence is pointless.

Why did the shark keep swimming in circles?

It had a nosebleed.

Did you hear about the Welsh baseball referee who circles the world each day?

The sun never sets on the British umpire.

What do you call a man who illegally downloaded a documentary about circles?

A *πrate*

Why was the idiot going in circles?

He liked to fool around.

A young boy says to his father, "Dad, why does the dog spin in circles when she's excited?"

The boy's father replies, "Because it's very hard to spin in squares."

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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An Amish boy and his father are visiting a nearby mall. They are amazed by almost everything they see, but especially by two shiny silver walls that move apart and back together again by themselves.

The lad asks, “What is this, father?”


The father, having never seen an elevator, responds, “I have no idea what it is.”


While the boy and his father are watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolls up to the moving walls and presses a bu...

No matter how hard I try, I always seem to be going round in circles.

Having a broken arm while in a wheelchair isn’t ideal.

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Doing Drugs O o Going to Prison o O

Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.

The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in co...

50 dollars is 50 dollars

Every year for 45 years James and Lucille had gone to the state Fair. Every yearJames told Lucille he wanted to go on the helicopter flight. "Its only 50 dollars" he would say. Every year Lucille would say "50 dollars is fifty dollars" and that was the end of the discussion.

On their 46th ...

Why did the 100 legged bug spin around in circles before attacking its prey?

To gain centipedal force

Kid says Mommy! Mommy! I don't want to keep going I circles.

Mom says shut up or I will nail your other foot to the floor.

Why are circles always peaceful?

They don't have a side to pick.