What did the circle weeaboo say when he saw 5 circles?

Notice me 10π

I don't understand why we study circles in geometry.

They're pointless.

I don’t like jokes about circles

They have no point

How do you stop a baby crawling around in circles?

Nail it's other hand to the floor as well.

Why do dogs run in circles?

It’s too hard to run in squares

"Daddy, daddy! Why do I keep running in circles?"

Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground

I watched a dog show today and was not impressed. My Mutt would run circles around these Pure Breds!

And probably get disqualified for doing so.

I got the death sentence for making a fence out of large circles.

It was a capital 'O' fence.

Why do circles always feel depressed?

Because their entire existence is pointless.

Did you hear about the Welsh baseball referee who circles the world each day?

The sun never sets on the British umpire.

Why did the shark keep swimming in circles?

It had a nosebleed.

Why was the idiot going in circles?

He liked to fool around.

What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles around your head on a 5 ft rope?

stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a man who illegally downloaded a documentary about circles?

A *πrate*

50 dollars is 50 dollars

Every year for 45 years James and Lucille had gone to the state Fair. Every yearJames told Lucille he wanted to go on the helicopter flight. "Its only 50 dollars" he would say. Every year Lucille would say "50 dollars is fifty dollars" and that was the end of the discussion.

On their 46th ...

A young boy says to his father, "Dad, why does the dog spin in circles when she's excited?"

The boy's father replies, "Because it's very hard to spin in squares."

No matter how hard I try, I always seem to be going round in circles.

Having a broken arm while in a wheelchair isn’t ideal.

Why did the 100 legged bug spin around in circles before attacking its prey?

To gain centipedal force

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Doing Drugs O o Going to Prison o O

Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.

The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in co...

I bought my wife a mood ring.

Found out if she's in a good mood it turns green.

If she's in a bad mood it leaves big red circles on my forehead.

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Why are circles always peaceful?

They don't have a side to pick.