Patrick O’Leary passed away at his job at the brewery.
His workmates realized that they would have to be the ones to inform his widow of his passing.
They trooped over to Patrick’s cottage at the end of their shift and solemnly gathered in a semicircle before the door. The foreman politely knocked. Mrs. O’Leary opened it, and looked at the assemb...
So a man walks into a costume party, with a large semicircle around half his body, and strings across it. A woman walks up to him, and this conversation unfolds.
Woman: what are you wearing?
Man : I'm a harp of course
Woman: but your costume is too small to be a harp.