One day Jesus was delivering a sermon to his flock. "The path to the Lord lies at y=x2−4x+2". A passer-by leans over to Peter and whispers "what's he banging on about?"
Peter replies "don't worry, it's just one of his parabolas"
Jesus said unto his disciples
"Truthfully I speak when I say unto thou: y = x^2"
The disciples listened, conferred a bit between themselves, and Peter raises his head and says: "Lord, we don't understand"
"It's a parabola, you idiots"
You're in math class learning about quadratics.
You: The y-intercept is (8,0) right?
Student 2: Parabobly.
Jesus tells this parable...
of a man whose farm yielded a very poor crop. Sad with the effect this had on him his family he prayed to God every night asking for a better crop. The following season his farm yielded fourfold his previous amount! He could not believe this miracle and continued to pray to god every night to th...