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Crescent Jokes

My son identifies as a crescent moon.

I hope it's just a phase.

Help! My son admitted to us that he identifies as a crescent. What do I do?

My wife says it’s just a phase...

Kurdish cunieform tablets

In ancient Kurdistan, they didn’t have the material to make the cuneiform tablets they did down by the rivers in the Fertile Crescent, so they had to carve important documents into stone tablets.

That included contracts and treaties. There could be multiple “signatories.” For an invoice, for ...

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Knock knock.... who’s there?

Me: Roger Davidson, residing at 3547 Creebridge crescent in Provo, Utah, phone number (656) 264-7685, SSN 62783755

Them: Roger Davidson, residing at 3547 Creebridge crescent in Provo, Utah, phone number (656) 264-7685, SSN 62783755, who?

Me: you’re kidding me.

Are you today's date?

Because you look like a delicious fruit indigenous to the fertile crescent region
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