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I've learned that "Chicken Kiev" is a misnomer

There's nothing chicken about them.

Tim the Chicken

Tim was a nervous chicken.

He rarely went out in public and spent the majority of his life trying to blend in to the background.

And this devotion to anonymity followed Tim through his entire childhood and adolescence.

As Tim approached his eighteenth birthday, his one friend,...

Putin has bitten over too much and is choking.

At first he thinks it might be Russian Beef Stronganoff, but that is clearly wrong. Then he thinks it might have been the chicken Kiev. Then he realizes - there was never any chicken Kiev.

~Enter new password.

- chicken.

~Password must contain at least one capital.

- chicken kiev

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

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