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Cattle Pen Jokes

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I was walking near a cattle pen when my friend said "Look, there's chocolate on the floor!"

It was bullshit

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A farmer's three virgin daughters are all going on their first date...

Farmer brown loves his daughters dearly, and is fiercely protective of them. So when they all ended up going on their first dates all on the same night, you might say he was a bit angry.

The farmer agreed, but only if he could meet each potential suitor at the door with his shotgun at his sid...

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