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Old cowpoke strolls into the saloon.

"A shot of red eye, bar keep. And where is everyone? It's saturday. This place should be jumpin'."

Bartender pours. "They're all at the hanging. You didn't hear?"

"Hanging! Who'd they get?"

Bartender smiles. "The Brown Paper Kid."

"Darnedest name I ever heard." Said the o...

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Modern Day Cowboy

A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water.

His horse has already died of thirst.

He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards a...

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