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Pretty ironic they used to sacrifice virgins to call down rain

Considering they're known for having the longest dry spells.

I'm in a hotel room and call down to the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in the sink..."

The guy answers, "Go ahead, the customer's always right..."

- H. Youngman

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