Pretty ironic they used to sacrifice virgins to call down rain
Considering they're known for having the longest dry spells.
I'm in a hotel room and call down to the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in the sink..."
The guy answers, "Go ahead, the customer's always right..."
- H. Youngman
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Two older couple…
Two older couple in their 80's rented a room at a fancy hotel on the 59th floor. They got into an argument and the woman threaten to jump out the window. The old guy call down to the front office and asked to speak with the manager. He said " look hmm me and my wife just got into a big fight and now...