Calculations Jokes

But that’s just a Conservative estimate

Now all I need is $50k

and a wife

... are sleeping when a fire breaks out.

The engineer wakes up, notices the fire, grabs the next fire extinguisher and starts spraying.... After what seems hours of heroic fighting the fire is gone and he goes to sleep again.

But the fire breaks out again. The physicist wakes up, notic... read more

“I am a master of fast calculations.”
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“OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5?”
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“22!”
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“Ha ha, that’s wrong!”
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“Might be, but it was fast!”

Turns out, it was a rounding error

Al Gore rhythm algorithm

Candidate : 39!

Interviewer: What? That's not even close!

Candidate : Yeah, but it was quick!

they both feature some dim sums

... but has this habit of looking up whenever he does heavy calculation. He is a third-year student in a university, major in Computer Science. And he works part time in a convenient store near his uni. He doesn’t speak much on his part time job, but he is honest, hard working, and is well mannered ... read more

You shorten your lifespan by 9 minutes. So according to my calculations, i died sometime in 1644.

In the middle of the night, the hotel catches fire. The engineer wakes up, sees the fire in his room, turns on every faucet in his room to flood the place. He says to himself, "ok I've put out the fire," and he goes back to bed.

The physicist wakes up and sees the fire. He makes some assumpti... read more

If I died tomorrow.