My Doctor just advised me to quit drinking. This is going to be really difficult and a big adjustment...
I’ve been with this Doctor for 35 years.
Amazed by the stunning beauty of their new secretary, two corporate executives resolved to make her adjustment to her new firm their personal business...
“It’s up to us to teach her the difference between right and wrong,” said the first executive. “Agreed,” exclaimed the second. “You teach her what’s right.”
I'm pretty excited I had my first chiropractic patient today!
He was complaining about neck pain, but he liked the following adjustment so much he's been asleep for the past 4 hours!
Idk what to call it so ima just leave the title like this
A husband and wife are staying with the wife's grandparents for a while. Their son, Bilbo, is going to bed one day. Bilbo says, "Night night Mummy. Night night Daddy. Night night Granny. Goodbye Grandpa."
The parents thought this strange, but anyway, the lives go on.
Until a week later...
An airplane yells at his son
"If you don't get an attitude adjustment immediately you're going to get grounded."
My dad is a pediatric chiropractor
He’s never done anything too major but he’s really good with minor adjustments.
The cabinet maker
A woman in Tel-Aviv finally saves enough money to buy a new hand-made cabinet, and has it installed in her home, which faces the street whereby bus number 5 passes.
As she is admiring her new purchase, she notices that bus number 5 passes her house, and as it does, the cabinet doors open up...
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The Monk's Secret
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”
The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a st...
A staff member once said..
The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
As for cost, we selected initial values based upon data from the Open Beta and other adjustments made to milestone rewards before launch. Among other things, we're looking at average p...