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Statistically, one out of 10 of your friends is gay.

I think it might be Steve, he's really sexy.

Statistically humans eat more bananas than monkeys

Yeah, I don't see a lot of people eating monkeys around here

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Sexual fetishes are getting seperate volume in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders

There is now the a-DSM and the b-DSM.

Statistically speaking, the data I have collected indicates my dad jokes are quite funny...

I guess you can call it dada science...

Statistically speaking

6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy

Some words sounding similar can be confusing. For example, Entropy and Atrophy.

Entropy is simply a measure of how much the energy of atoms and molecules become more spread out in a process and can be defined in terms of statistical probabilities, whereas Atrophy, is what you get if you win something.

Statistical inference joke - why are two medians in a single data set funny?

Because it's a co-median ^_^

Statistically speaking

9/11 Americans won't appreciate this joke.

It doesn’t make sense that you’re statistically more likely to die when you’re old

The older you are, the more experience you have not dying

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Statistically, I have sex 86 times per year.

This is going to be an exciting week.

Statistically, older people are the most common carriers of AIDS...

Hearing Aids, Walking Aids, Seeing Aids...

A biologist, statistician and a mathematician are watching a house

A biologist, statistician and a mathematician are watching a house. They see two people enter and three people leave.
Biologist: “We have just witnessed an example of reproduction.”
Statistician: “This falls within the statistical error.”
Mathematician: “If one more person enters the house...

Did you know that, statistically, only one in seven dwarfs...

Is happy?

About 1 in 300 Americans are infected.

So look to your right, look to your left, if you see about 300 people around you then statistically you are all infected.

An engineer and a mathematician....

An engineer, and a mathematician are in a room with a beautiful blonde woman who is completely naked and laying seductively on a bed.

The woman says "you can approach me once per minute, but only covering half the distance between us each minute."

The mathematician gets angry and say "...

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Biology Class

In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.

A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose in male semen as in sugar ?"

"That's correct", responded the prof, going on to add stat...

Statistically...

9 out of 10 injections are in vein.

Indian men are statistically the least likely to get laid

No wonder even their parents call them beta.

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