Statistics

Statistically:

\- 5 people out of 6 are satisfied with the result of Russian roulette

\- 0 out of 6 people complain about the result

I was shocked to read this. Statistically 6 out of 7 dwarves

aren't Happy

Statistically 100,000 people die each year playing Russian roulette ....

It's mind-blowing!

Statistically speaking, 6 out 10 statistics are wrong.

Including this one.

Which politician is the biggest supporter of statistical sciences?

Putin. He really loves the Poisson distribution.

Dead Crows

During a review of accident statistics, it was noticed that one particular intersection in Boston had an inordinately high number of dead crows, presumably killed by motor vehicle strikes. Further study revealed the oddity that in every case, the dead crow had been killed by a truck—never a passenge...

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The professor of statistics and logistics.

So a friend told me this joke. It was created by Norm MacDonald. Hopefully I don't butcher it. Also, I'm on mobile, so I apologize if it's weirdly formatted.

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A new guy moves into a cul de sac. One of the neighbors comes up to him and starts small talk.

"So what...

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Statistically, 1 out of 10 friends is gay.

I hope its Steve, he's really cute

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Sexual fetishes are getting seperate volume in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders

There is now the a-DSM and the b-DSM.

Sherlock and Watson go camping After a nice fire, roasting s'mores, and talking for a few hours, they finally crawl into their tent and go to sleep

In the middle of the night, Sherlock shakes Watson awake. "Tell me Watson" he said "What can you deduce by looking at the stars?"



Watson, slightly puzzled, said "Well, I can deduce by the number of them that the universe must be incredibly vast, and contain billions of stars. Likely...

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New study shows the average person has 8 sexual partners in their life.

However it is being criticized for counting your mom who has sex with 30 new people a day and is therefore a statistical outlier.

Statistically speaking, the data I have collected indicates my dad jokes are quite funny...

I guess you can call it dada science...

Statistical inference joke - why are two medians in a single data set funny?

Because it's a co-median ^_^

The CDC is now recommending wearing TWO masks as a way to get a better seal around your nose and mouth.

It's also a good statistical approach to get the average American to wear ONE mask. (Sorry, that was a mean joke.)

Statistically speaking

9/11 Americans won't appreciate this joke.

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Statistically, I have sex 86 times per year.

This is going to be an exciting week.

Did you know that, statistically, only one in seven dwarfs...

Is happy?

Statistically...

9 out of 10 injections are in vein.

Indian men are statistically the least likely to get laid

No wonder even their parents call them beta.

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