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I think it might be Steve, he's really sexy.

Yeah, I don't see a lot of people eating monkeys around here

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There is now the a-DSM and the b-DSM.

I guess you can call it dada science...

6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy

Entropy is simply a measure of how much the energy of atoms and molecules become more spread out in a process and can be defined in terms of statistical probabilities, whereas Atrophy, is what you get if you win something.

Because it's a co-median ^_^

9/11 Americans won't appreciate this joke.

The older you are, the more experience you have not dying

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This is going to be an exciting week.

Hearing Aids, Walking Aids, Seeing Aids...

A biologist, statistician and a mathematician are watching a house. They see two people enter and three people leave.

Biologist: “We have just witnessed an example of reproduction.”

Statistician: “This falls within the statistical error.”

Mathematician: “If one more person enters the house...

Biologist: “We have just witnessed an example of reproduction.”

Statistician: “This falls within the statistical error.”

Mathematician: “If one more person enters the house...

Is happy?

So look to your right, look to your left, if you see about 300 people around you then statistically you are all infected.

An engineer, and a mathematician are in a room with a beautiful blonde woman who is completely naked and laying seductively on a bed.

The woman says "you can approach me once per minute, but only covering half the distance between us each minute."

The mathematician gets angry and say "...

The woman says "you can approach me once per minute, but only covering half the distance between us each minute."

The mathematician gets angry and say "...

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In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.

A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose in male semen as in sugar ?"

"That's correct", responded the prof, going on to add stat...

A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose in male semen as in sugar ?"

"That's correct", responded the prof, going on to add stat...

9 out of 10 injections are in vein.

No wonder even their parents call them beta.

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