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A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left. The e...

A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer are tasked with finding the volume of a small ball

The mathematician measures the diameter and calculates the volume.

The physicist drops the ball in a tank of water and measures the displaced water.

The engineer examines the ball for a part number.

39 digits of pi accurately calculates the circumference of the universe to the width of a hydrogen atom

Scientists still canโ€™t determine how much is needed for your mother though

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What do you call a man that calculates how many prostitutes are needed in each city?

Horatio!

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A man goes into a bar...

...and walks up to the bartender and says โ€œBar keep, a shot of your finest whiskey!โ€. The bartender grabs a bottle of his finest whiskey and pours the man a shot. As fast as he poured is as fast as the man drank the shot. He slammed the glass down and requested another. The bartender poured the man ...

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A physicist, an engineer and a mathematician

each enter a room containing a bucket of water, and a garbage can that is burning. The physicist looks at the fire then looks at the bucket of water. Pulls out a sheet of paper and calculates the exact amount of water required to put the fire out, carefully measures it from the bucket and dumps it...

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