UPJOKE

According to my calculations, about 40% of Americans are Republicans

But thatโ€™s just a Conservative estimate

Apparently, when you drink a pint of Beer

You shorten your lifespan by 9 minutes. So according to my calculations, i died sometime in 1644.

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