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Gateau Jokes

A Frenchman and a Spaniard walk into a cafe

The Frenchman says “I’ll have a gateau, please”

Then the Spaniard says “I’ll have the same thing”

The Frenchman is satisfied, but the Spaniard gets arrested

I grew up in a rough part of town...

The local youths used to cover me in chocolate and cream, then put a cherry on my head. Life was tough in the gateau.

To celebrate my cake cay I treated myself to a new stereo made of cake...

It's a gateau blaster!!




(Not new or original, but it always makes me chuckle. And in five years this is the first cake day I've managed to post on!)

A cake walks into a bar

Barman: Gateau-t!

I got an awesome stereo made of cake.

It's a gateau blaster.

The Spanish word for 'cat' is 'gato'.



In China they pronounce it 'gateau'.

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Cakepilation

For my cake day I'm going to repost everything I can think of that fits into the category of cake-related jokes! You've heard them all anyway, who cares?



What did the cake say to the fork? You wanna piece of me?

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