The Frenchman is satisfied, but the Spaniard gets arrested
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I grew up in a rough part of town...
The local youths used to cover me in chocolate and cream, then put a cherry on my head. Life was tough in the gateau.
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To celebrate my cake cay I treated myself to a new stereo made of cake...
It's a gateau blaster!!
(Not new or original, but it always makes me chuckle. And in five years this is the first cake day I've managed to post on!)
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A cake walks into a bar
Barman: Gateau-t!
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I got an awesome stereo made of cake.
It's a gateau blaster.
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The Spanish word for 'cat' is 'gato'.
In China they pronounce it 'gateau'.
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Cakepilation
For my cake day I'm going to repost everything I can think of that fits into the category of cake-related jokes! You've heard them all anyway, who cares?
What did the cake say to the fork? You wanna piece of me?
What do you eat if you 3.142 cakes? You get fat. Pay attention, ...
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