He trepidatiously follows the crowd towards the Gates of Hell. He finds a demon holding a piece of cardboard with his name on it.
"Craig?," asks the demon as the man approaches.
"Y... yes," answers Craig, unsure of how to handle the situation.
"Hi. I'm Ed. I know what you're thi...
What sign comes before Cancer?
An officer and a DUI
Having had a good lashing of booze at a village pub, a good local boy gets in his car to drive home. He's swerving all over the place, barely missing tree after tree. A police patrol spots him, pulls him over and ask the man to step out of the car.
"Excuse me sir, we have reason to believe y...