I tried the Kentucky Brand jelly on my toast this morning.
This stuff is awful, how do you all eat this?
What is a dogs favorite breakfast food?
Woofles
What’s a car crash victim’s favorite breakfast food?
Coma toast.
Why is a computer security specialist’s favorite breakfast food?
Salted hash.
Arrested
Went into a store the other day and got caught stabbing boxes in the breakfast food aisle . The charge? Cereal killer.
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I entered a gameshow to win a million dollars...
The gameshow required guessing the unknown using your five senses.
In round one, I stuck my hand into a covered box and guess what was inside by feel. Without hesitation I knew it was seaweed and tinfoil. I would know that feeling anywhere.
In round two, we were paired and had to guess...
What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?
Game of Cones
If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones
If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones
If everyone was single: Game of Alones
If it was about balls: Game of Throwns
If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones
If everyone u...
The Hungover Chef
A Chef named Ted comes in early to work one Sunday morning, hungover from a crazy party the night before. In his tired state he begin to talk to all of the Breakfast food he's making for the brunch buffet about to start.
Ted looks over at the toast and asks "how are you feeling this morning ...
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