Genie’s 3 Wishes

Genie: aight, you got 3 wishes. What’d you like to wish for?

Me: I wish everything was 4 letters!

Genie: your wish is gran

Me: I wish ever word star with br

Genie: brur brsh br bran

Me: b brsh brer brde brth uh

Genie: bruh bruh bruh bruh

What is it called when Jamie pushed Bran down the tower?

King’s Landing

What was Ned Stark's favorite part of the morning?

Raisin' Bran.

Bran wasn't in Game of Thrones

He was in Wheels of Fortune.

HBO may have ruled out a GOT spinoff with Arya

But they haven't ruled out a sitcom that follows Tyrion and Bran as they rule the six kingdoms

"Two Half Men"

What is the night king’s favourite cereal

All-bran

What do Ned Stark and Hodor talk about at breakfast?

Raisin’ Bran

Game of Thrones's Night King disappointed me ...

He's not even able to hit the broadside of a Bran...

What's Hodor's favorite breakfast cereal?

Raisin Bran.

An elderly couple died in a car crash

They had been in excellent health for years through taking regular exercise and also because the wife was obsessed with eating health foods, keeping a strict watch on both of their diets.

So when St Peter welcomed them to Heaven, they were keen to take advantage of the first-class relaxation ...

Bran Stark and Jamie Lannister cross paths for the first time after the incident...

Jamie: Hey, need a push?

Bran: No, but I could use a hand.

Why is Bran unable to walk?

Because he didn’t make a kings landing.

sigh! ... I will see myself out.

What does Kellogg’s have in common with Ned and Catelyn Stark?

They’re both responsible for Raisin’ Bran.

I was preparing a bowl of cereal, finished 1 box of raisin bran and started another to fill my bowl. I was alarmed to see a different colored cereal;

Then I realized, they were different brans



this is a tru experience that just happened to me

Which character in Game of thrones has a healthy digestive system

Bran

How to get there faster

The couple was 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.

One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation and their pl...

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Old age

“Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there nothing comes out.” 

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, si...

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A scientist brings a sandwich to life by feeding it prunes and bran for 3 days. He then hears its first words...

This sub is going to shit.

People complain about Game of Thrones having a lot of incest...

...but Bran could have broken his arms instead of his legs

How would you describe Bran from GoT in three words?

Stark raven mad.

If Bran dies and a white walker brings him back...

Is he Raisin Bran?

An 85 year old couple is going on holiday, when they suddenly die in a plane crash...

They had been married for 60 years, and kept in good health due to their healthy diet and regular exercise.

When they reached heaven, St. Peter took them to their mansion, decked out with a fully stocked kitchen, master bath suite, and their very own jacuzzi. As his wife 'oohed' and 'aahed' a...

An elderly couple die in a car wreck and appear at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter greets them and invites them in.

He takes them to a nearby car lot and tells them to choose a car. The old man says, "I can't afford any of those cars." St. Peter tells him not to worry about it, because it's Heaven and the cars are there for his use...Ferrari, Bentley, Mercedes......

I think Bran might actually know how to walk and is just faking it.

He's always lying.

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

[Game of Thrones Spoiler ALL BOOKS Fan Theory] Benjen, Bran, Daario, Euron, Syrio, Jaqen, and Coldhands walk into a restaurant..

and say: "Table for one, please."

An old couple went to heaven

After spending 60 years being married.

When they reach the pearly gates, St George greets them and says, "Welcome! Let me show you what we have."

The saint leads the couple to a massive golf course and a huge golf club, with premium equipment.

"You'll never find anywhere better!...

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

Elderly Couple Go to Heaven Together

They both arrive at the pearly gates together and meet Saint Peter, who says "Let me show you around" He pointed to a mansion and said "That will be your house, located next to the country club." The old man asks, "and how much will that cost?" St Peter replies, "oh there's no charges, it's free,...

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