An American man, a French man, a Spanish man and a German man are standing on the sidewalk, trying to watch a street performer juggle bowling pins.
The juggler notices they're having a bit of trouble, so he stands on a large wooden box and says to them, "Can you see me now?"
They answer one at a time:
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An Airstrike
My car can speed faster than bullets, drive under water and knock down evil like bowling pins.
It's a Porsche to be reckoned with
Why did the bowling pins stop working?
They went on strike!
A circus performer is late to his next gig
Driving as fast as he can, he is soon pulled over by the police. The cop asks for his license, registration, and proof of insurance, and then asks him where he was going so fast.
"Well, officer, I'm a circus performer, and I'm headed to Springfield to do my juggling act, and I'm late." ...
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A man is late for dinner and speeding home.
He is pulled over by a cop that had been hiding on the far side of an underpass. While questioning the motorist he asks what the man does for a living. “Well sir, I’m a rectum stretcher” Confused the cop asks “what’s exactly does that mean?” The man explains “well first you start with one ...
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