My first job was as a sign spinner for a peep-show. I was supposed to stand on the corner and attract attention by spinning a sign or acting crazy...
...whatever it took to keep the customers cummin'.
Little kids are like fidget spinners
Oh yeah and they spin easier when you stick something metal through them.
I told my son he couldn't get a fidget spinner because his dad and I have tried so hard to make sure he didn't become autistic...
Unfortunately he died of measles a couple days ago
Fidget spinners are useless
Says the generation that bought 1.5 million pet rocks.
If they put Jesus on a fidget spinner...
Would he have died for our spins?
It's decent money, but you can't guarantee a living as a sign spinner.
They have a high turnover rate.
What do you call a schizophrenic on a merry-go-round?
A fidget spinner
A new jokes store opens up in town.
A kid walks in to check out the place early the next day. Looking all around, he sees that the store has several recognizable items (such as whoopie cushions) and some unique items that he'd never seen before. There was also a wall full of candy, with weird names such as "Hoot Gummies" and "Woof Bar...
What do you call Michael J. Fox spinning around in a chair?
A fidget spinner
You know this country is in bad shape
When the Statue of Liberty has to work part time as a sign spinner.
If you're ever in a hurry...
Put your fidget spinner on your dash, then just use the handicapped parking.
Teacher: you cant be here this is a special eds class
Kid: *takes out fidget spinner*
Teacher: carry on
I used to date a hot 95 pound gymnast with ADD
I just realized she may be the best fidget spinner I'll ever get to play with...
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach a man to fish and...
...he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reels, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, creels, tackleboxes, lures, flies, spinners, worm rigs, slip sinkers, offset hooks, gore-tex hats, 20 pocket vests, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers, and six-pa...
How do you tell your friend that you think his kids are stupid?
Buy them a fidget spinner.
What do you call a person afflicted with cerebral palsy that likes riding on merry-go-rounds?
A Fidget Spinner.
What do you call a toy that doesn't want to go all the way?
A frigit spinner. Sorry...