Says the generation that bought 1.5 million pet rocks.
If they put Jesus on a fidget spinner...
Would he have died for our spins?
What do you call a dwarf in a tumble dryer?
A midget spinner.
I told my son he couldn't get a fidget spinner because his dad and I have tried so hard to make sure he didn't become autistic...
Unfortunately he died of measles a couple days ago
Did you hear about the new Swastika Fidget spinners?
They really help you concentrate!
How many fidget spinners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
**None because it's always lit fam**
It's decent money, but you can't guarantee a living as a sign spinner.
They have a high turnover rate.
Little kids are like fidget spinners
Oh yeah and they spin easier when you stick something metal through them.
A new jokes store opens up in town.
A kid walks in to check out the place early the next day. Looking all around, he sees that the store has several recognizable items (such as whoopie cushions) and some unique items that he'd never seen before. There was also a wall full of candy, with weird names such as "Hoot Gummies" and "Woof Bar...
You know this country is in bad shape
When the Statue of Liberty has to work part time as a sign spinner.
What do you call Michael J. Fox spinning around in a chair?
A fidget spinner
What does Harry Potter play with when he's bored?
A quidditch spinner.
(Told to me by a 7 year old)
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach a man to fish and...
...he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reels, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, creels, tackleboxes, lures, flies, spinners, worm rigs, slip sinkers, offset hooks, gore-tex hats, 20 pocket vests, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers, and six-pa...
If you're ever in a hurry...
Put your fidget spinner on your dash, then just use the handicapped parking.
I used to date a hot 95 pound gymnast with ADD
I just realized she may be the best fidget spinner I'll ever get to play with...
How do you tell your friend that you think his kids are stupid?
Buy them a fidget spinner.
Doctors have recently discovered an infectious form of cancer.
It's commonly known by the name "fidget spinner app"
What do you call a person afflicted with cerebral palsy that likes riding on merry-go-rounds?
A Fidget Spinner.
What do you call a toy that doesn't want to go all the way?
A frigit spinner. Sorry...