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Bmx Bike Jokes

Little Johnny wants a BMX bike, so he gets down on his knees and writes a letter to God....

It says 'Dear God. If I'm good for one month will you get me a BMX bike?'

He carefully folds the letter and leaves it at the end of the bed. He lies down under the covers and thinks for a moment. One month is too long to be good. He gets up and tears up the letter and writes another one. 'Dea...

Three men die and go to heaven...

And God says,"You each get a vehicle but the amount of times you cheated on your wife,your vehicle becomes worse"


The first man cheated on his wife 8 times so he got a BMX bike.


The second man cheated on his wife three times so he got a Mercedes.


The third man neve...

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The time I worked at a school for disabled kids

I stood at the front of the class and presented the children with a picture of a mountain bike and asked,
“What is this image of?”
“Mountain bike, sir”
“Well done mong number 1”

Then i showed a picture of a bmx and repeated my question.
“Bmx bike sir!”
“ That right! well done m...

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Sex with the teacher

A guy gets home from work and asks his son about his day. The boy says, "Just like any other day, except that I had sex with one of my teachers."
The guy says, "Well, you're on your way to becoming a man. I'll buy you anything you want."
They went to the store and the boy pointed out a BMX bik...

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