I’m trying to convince my wife that I want a Segway for my birthday, but every time I bring it up...
...she changes the topic...
Have you seen the movie about the homicidal scooter that only kills right before a new scene starts?
Its called A Killer Segway.
Reddit, help me finish this joke!
I have the first two parts:
1) The inventor of the Pringles crisp packaging was so proud of his invention that he was cremated and buried in a Pringles can.
2) The inventor of Doritos requested his family dust his grave with crumbled Doritos before burying his urn.
I need hel...
[OC] How did the author get from one plot point to the other?
--any tweaks to make it better?
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Every time I this joke, I always tell it replacing the "Guy 1," "Guy 2," etc. with friends' names. It's much funnier that way, but tell it however you wish. That's the great thing about it; you can change it to fit whoever you're telling it to, doesn't have to be about a pub. I once told it where my...