I’m trying to convince my wife that I want a Segway for my birthday, but every time I bring it up...
...she changes the topic...
A little prick in Church
This little elderly wife and her husband never missed a Sunday service in 35 years. I believe they even sat in the same pew. They were very special to the church and one Sunday, the church wanted to present a beautifully engraved plaque. Coincidentally, it was their 52nd anniversary, and additionall...
Have you seen the movie about the homicidal scooter that only kills right before a new scene starts?
Its called A Killer Segway.
What do you say to someone who both travels and speaks smoothly?
Reddit, help me finish this joke!
I have the first two parts:
1) The inventor of the Pringles crisp packaging was so proud of his invention that he was cremated and buried in a Pringles can.
2) The inventor of Doritos requested his family dust his grave with crumbled Doritos before burying his urn.
I need hel...
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Every time I this joke, I always tell it replacing the "Guy 1," "Guy 2," etc. with friends' names. It's much funnier that way, but tell it however you wish. That's the great thing about it; you can change it to fit whoever you're telling it to, doesn't have to be about a pub. I once told it where my...