I keep telling my wife I want a Segway for my birthday.
But every time I bring it up, she changes the topic.
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Well... airplane mode is pretty useless now
*segways into amateur joke set*
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Reddit, help me finish this joke!
I have the first two parts:
1) The inventor of the Pringles crisp packaging was so proud of his invention that he was cremated and buried in a Pringles can.
2) The inventor of Doritos requested his family dust his grave with crumbled Doritos before burying his urn.
I need hel...
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A little prick in Church
This little elderly wife and her husband never missed a Sunday service in 35 years. I believe they even sat in the same pew. They were very special to the church and one Sunday, the church wanted to present a beautifully engraved plaque. Coincidentally, it was their 52nd anniversary, and additionall...
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