I’m trying to convince my wife that I want a Segway for my birthday, but every time I bring it up...

...she changes the topic...

Have you seen the movie about the homicidal scooter that only kills right before a new scene starts?

Its called A Killer Segway.

Reddit, help me finish this joke!

I have the first two parts:

1) The inventor of the Pringles crisp packaging was so proud of his invention that he was cremated and buried in a Pringles can.

2) The inventor of Doritos requested his family dust his grave with crumbled Doritos before burying his urn.

I need hel...

[OC] How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway.

--any tweaks to make it better?

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Pink Clouds

Every time I this joke, I always tell it replacing the "Guy 1," "Guy 2," etc. with friends' names. It's much funnier that way, but tell it however you wish. That's the great thing about it; you can change it to fit whoever you're telling it to, doesn't have to be about a pub. I once told it where my...

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