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Mountain Bike Jokes

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Dad! You can strike out the mountain bike on my wish list for christmas!

Just found a brand new one in the basement!!!

Ole came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike.

"Vere did you get da money for da bike? Dat musta cost $500," he asked.

"It was easy, Dad," little Lars replied. "I earned it hiking."

"Come on Lars," Ole said. "Tell me da truth."

"Dat is da truth Dad!" Lars replied.

"Every night you ver gone, Sven, would come over to se...

A man came back from a long business trip to find that his son had a new $300 mountain bike.

"How'd you get that, son?"
"By hiking."
"Hiking?"
"Yeah, every night, Mom's boss came over and gave me $20 to take a hike."

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A young boy asks his dad for a new bike..

"Does your touch your ? asks his dad.
Looking confused, the boy says "Ummm, I don't know daddy."
"Well then you can't have a new bike." says dad.
A few years go by and the boy (Now 13) asks his dad for a new Mountain Bike.
"Does your touch your , son?"
"No, not...

50 Jokes for 50 US States Part VI

# Colorado

How do you know you're in the presence of a real Coloradan?

He carries his $3,000 mountain bike atop his $500 car.



***Disclaimer:*** *This is not my joke. And I sure hope that its not a repost from any of the subs. I am sure that there will be numerous variati...
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