If two wheeled vehicles make you angry, are you bi-furious?
You know, just asking for a friend...
A little boy rides his red wagon down the hill in front of the preachers house.
There was a little boy around 8 or 9 that had a little red wagon. One day he mustered up the courage to ride it down the hill in front of his house past the preachers house. Well, he got in the wagon and started down the hill and halfway down a wheel falls off and he goes off the road in front of th...
Moron of the year.
Every year a group of people meet. No one know how long this has been happening, it just does.
The moron of the year from the previous year stands on a stage and holds up an item. He describes it, then anyone from the crowed may take a guess as to what this item is. The one who guesses corre...
A motorcyclist is in an accident.
He wakes up in the hospital to find a doctor at his bedside.
"Oh good, you are awake" the doctor says. "Listen, you have been in a motorcycle accident. It was pretty severe."
"How severe?" the man asks.
"Well, to that end there is good news and bad news. Which would you prefer?...
The generals chauffeur was late...
and the general needed to be at a meeting on the other side of the base in ten minutes. The luckless private chauffeuring the jeep was going around corners on two wheels, running red lights and speeding like a maniac.
The general asks the private, "Son, do you know what the penalty is fo...
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