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2 Bicyclists are riding down a bike path

The bike path goes by a lake, and through some trees. It's a moderately traveled path, but gets its fair share of riders. The bicyclists in question were riding down it on an otherwise pleasant day, when suddenly they reach a rough patch in the path. It looks contorted and discolored from the rest o...

Difference between a unicylcist with nice clothes and a bicyclist with terrible clothes?

A tire.

;)

Two bicyclists collided in India...

Ten thousand people died.

What do you call a bicyclist advocate?

A spokesperson

A customs officer at the Mexican border noticed a man coming across one day on a bicycle with two small sacks tied to the handlebars...

Naturally, he got suspicious and asked him to open the sacks, but when he did he found nothing but sand.

Each time he'd stop the bicycle and open the sacks, and he'd find only sand. He had the sand analyzed at the lab and looked at the sack under a microscope he could never find anything wron...

Why did the unicyclist win?

Because the bicyclist was two tyred

In the news: Motorcyclist ...

... who identify himself a bicyclist sets cycling world record.

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