What's the difference between a bluejay and a cardinal?
One's a small, blue bird and the other is fucking your ten year old son.
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I Forget the Name
Two elderly men are conversing and drinking wine while their wives prepare dinner in the kitchen. As the discussion begins to dwindle, Tom and Norman decide to delve into their limited pop culture knowledge.
"Well now, Tom," says Norman, "me and Carolyn tuned into one of those nightly talk s...
True story...I was getting a hair cut...
...and wanted to start a conversation with the lady cutting my hair. Maybe she likes birds, so I tried, "This morning when I opened my garage door I heard six different kinds of bird song in the first 30 seconds."
"Yeah, I guess." OK, she is not interested in birds. Maybe sports, "This weeken...