A BLT walks into a bar

Bartender says, sorry, we don’t serve food here.

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A young boy is visiting his Grandpa for a weekend.

When the young boy arrives he is treated to a great barbeque dinner. Smoked ribs smothered in a homemade southern BBQ sauce, coleslaw, steak fries, and biscuits slathered in butter.

The next morning the boy comes down for a hearty breakfast of bacon, sausage, eggs, and fried potatoes. Before ...

TIFU by accidentally walking out with the footlong BLT of the guy ahead of me in line

Whoops, wrong sub

What did the horse put on his BLT?

Mayo-neigh-s

What do you get when you put guacamole on a BLT?

An LGBT.

I think the LGBTQ movement suffers from poor acronym

If they changed it to GQ BLT people would really enjoy it. It sounds so classy and delicious.

Why shouldn't you put extra lettuce on your BLT?

Because then you won't be able to fit into your B-E-L-T!

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This is a joke from a dream last night, apperantly my brain conjured it up on the spot... let's see how well it works

John, a young farmer, was engaged and would soon be wed to a young woman from a nearby town. One day, his soon-to-be father-in-law stopped by for a chat.

“John,” he said, “I have a secret. I am actually a powerful genie! And since you seem like a nice young man, I will grant you three wishes ...

"Dad, what's capitalism?"

"Here, take this £5 note and go and get me a BLT with a large coca cola."

The boy left his house and took the only possible route, up a huge hill. He got to the counter and made the order.

"That'll be £7.34," said the assistant.

"I only have £5, mister," said the boy. The assist...

I'm not saying I value sandwiches more than equality.

But my favourite part about LGBT is the BLT bit.

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A man walks into a sandwich shop

He asks for a BLT on rye, pays for it and leaves. The next week he does the same and the week after that as well. Years go by and the man still comes for his weekly sandwich and is now a recognized face at the restaurant and is a friend of the owner.

One day the owner asks him, "Why don't yo...

My dad's favorite joke

Two men go out to lunch. One man orders a BLT, but the waitress says "We're out of BLTs." The man contends they cannot be out of BLTs, and asks whether they have bacon. The waitress answers in the affirmative. The man asks whether they have tomatoes. Again, the waitress answers "yes." The man asks w...

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A Koala walks into a bar...

A Koala bear walks into a bar, sits down and orders a BLT sandwich. The Koala eats the BLT sandwich, gets up, spins around, pulls a pistol out of his pouch, shoots the piano player, and proceeds to walk out of the bar. The bartender, in shock, shouts to the Koala, "Hey, who do you think you are, you...

A rabbit walks into a men's clothing store...

And the clerk says,"May I help you, sir?"
"Yes", says the rabbit. "I'd like a BLT with some coleslaw please."
"I'm sorry sir", says the clerk," but we don't have that here."
"Oh, ok.", says the slightly deflated rabbit. "I guess I'll have a house salad."
"Sir," replies the slightly annoy...

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A man walks into a bar, followed by an ostrich and a black cat...

He sits at the bar, orders a beer and a burger, and enjoys quietly his meal while the crowd stares at the animals. When he's finished, he blindly reaches into his pocket and pulls exactly the right amount of cash to pay the bill plus tip, and walks away with his ostrich and his cat.

The next ...

Two guys walk into a sandwich shop...

The 1st guy says, "I'll take the BLT on sourdough, please."

"One BLT coming right up!" Says the sandwich maker.

The second guy looks at the sandwich maker and says "I'll have a Donald Trump."

Confused, the sandwich maker asks, "A Donald Trump, what's that?"

In which the t...

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