Bacon Sandwich Jokes - 7 Hilarious Bacon Sandwich Jokes

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A priest and a rabbi were sitting in adjacent seats on an airplane.

After a while the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”

The rabbi responded, “Yes, that is still one of our laws.”

The priest then asked, “Have you ever eaten pork?”

“Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptatio...

I love bacon sandwiches cut into little triangles...

Strip clubs are awesome!

A Jamaican man was recently employed in a butchers...

...one of his jobs that night was to prepare bacon sandwiches for the next morning but he ended up wasted on a 6 pack of beer and when he sampled the bacon he found it to be too delicious and ended up scoffing the whole lot.

In the morning when the owner asked to try a sandwich, the guy panic...

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The Priest and the Rabbi.

Two men are sitting on a train, and they start talking. They soon learn that one is a Priest and the other a Rabbi.

“How long have you been a Rabbi?” The Priest asks.

“25 years next week” the Rabbi replies. “ How about you, how long have you been a Priest?”

“27 years” the Prie...

A Muslim walks into a bar

and orders a bacon sandwich and a beer.

"Isn't that forbidden in your religion?" the bartender asks.

"Yes, but my sins will be forgiven in... 9 minutes.. and 30 seconds."

So i used to work with a Muslim

This Muslim I was working with on a tower scaffolding lost his footing and slipped. I managed to grab his hand as he was dangling 150 feet in the air.

"Please, please," he begged, "don't let me drop!"

"Will you eat my bacon sandwich if I pull you up?" I asked,

"Yes! Yes! Of cour...

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Priest and an Imam chatting on a train

The two gents are sat across a table from each other on a very quiet, slow-moving train and having a polite and happy chat about the differences and similarities in their roles and beliefs. After a few hours the two are getting on so well that they begin to share stories about their own lives, the p...

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