What do musketeers have in common with lonely lumberjack?

They both come in trees.

My brother plays soccer for a team called the Musketeers

They've started the season well with three wins and a draw, all 4-1 and one 4 all.

Perry was busy building a defensive palisade around the Musketeer compound, but it was leaning over badly.

Suddenly Porthos spots the enemy and yells 'Attack! Perry, REPOST!'

What do you call the combination of Tesla, SpaceX, and The Boring Company?

3Musketeers

What's a mathematician's favorite candy bar?

*N* Musketeers, where *N* = 3!

How many ears did Alexandre Dumas have?

Five. A left ear, a right ear, and three musketeers.

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Birth of a Candy Bar! rated XXX and NSFW

One PAYDAY, MR. PEANUT wanted a BIT o' HONEY, so he took MARY JANE back behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and FIFTH AVE. He began to feel her MOUNDS. That was pure ALMOND JOY!! It made his TOOTSIE ROLL. He let out some SNICKERS as his BUTTERFINGER went up her JUICY FRUIT and caused a MILK...

An expecting father paces nervously up and down the waiting room.

"First child?" Asks another father

"No" replies the Man

"Well then why are you so anxious?"

"Well, when my wife read 'A tale of two cities', she had twins. When she read 'The three musketeers' she had triplets."

"That's amazing." says the second Man

"Yes" replies t...

โ€œIโ€™ve been taking night courses for five months now, and I have an exam next week.โ€ Said my neighbor Mike.

Mike: โ€œFor example, do you know who Euclid is?โ€

Me: โ€œNo.โ€

Mike: โ€œHe is the father of geometry. If you take night courses you would know this.โ€

The next day the same discussion took place:

Mike: โ€œDo you know who Alexander Dumas is?โ€

Me: โ€œNo.โ€

Mike: โ€œHe is the...

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The Birth of Baby Ruth

It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetheart, how'd you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?"

Well, she immediate...

If Elon Musk was a Brexiteer...

He would be a Musketeer!

The tale of Thanksgiving.

It's that time of year, so raise a cheer, here's to drinking beer and shooting deer. Here's to friends who are sincere and friends who will endear. When others appear we give them a leer, but not so severe that they leave out of fear. We send pioneers to explore the frontier, and they return bearing...

Kids

A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you....

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