This woman wanted to have some rejuvenation surgery after her years of child birthing, so she decided to get a vaginoplasty.
When she awakens from surgery, she sees three vases on her bedside table with flowers in them. The nurse walks into the room, and the woman asks “Hey, who are these flowers from?” The nurse looks at her and says “Well, one is from the doctor, he just wanted to thank you for shaving and cleaning up e...
3 guys were in a waiting room, their wives in labour.
The first man gets called in. He comes out later and tells the others that it was a boy. He laughs and says "geez I think I got a boy because I was on top at that magic moment".
The second man gets called in, and sometime later, he...
It wasn't until their 3rd child, after birthing two sons, that Bill and Lonnie finally had a baby girl.
Bill willingly allowed Lonnie to have the right to name their little girl. Bill, of course named both the boys. Blake and Bryan.
After some long contemplating Lonnie decided to name her baby girl Love. Bill thought this seemed a bit odd of a name, but didn't want to cause a commotion over it...
A woman in her late 40s had spent years as a birthing assistant.
She had helped bring many babies into the world and loved her work. On the day of her 50th birthday, she abruptly quit her job and used her savings to buy a luxury automobile. She had a midwife crisis.
What do you call it when your birthing coach won't come to help you deliver your baby?
A mid-wife crisis
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NSFW... A young Indian boy goes to talk to his grandfather.
He asks, "Grandfather, how is it you come to name the members of our tribe?"
Grandfather says, "Well, your father... When he was born I walked out from the birthing hut. I stood up, as I looked to the sky... I saw an eagle soaring in the great breath of the earth. So I named him Soaring Eagle...