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Bicycle Wheel Jokes

My dad works for a company that makes bicycle wheels....

He's the spokesman.

Guy calls a bicycle wheel company

Says, "I'd like to speak to your spokesperson"

As I write this I'm trying to assemble bicycle wheels using quite a complex process.

Damn, I spoke too soon.

The guy who built my bicycle wheels also does commercials for the shop.

He's a spokesperson.

Two prawns, named Christian and Terry are off on their morning swim.

Soon they discover a codfish caught in a six pack ring. Cursing the humans, Christian and Terry help the poor fish out of his predicament. Now freed, he begins to glow mysteriously.

“Thank you,” he says. “My name is Cod, and I’m a wish-granting codfish. I’d like to grant each of you one wish ...

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