What did a husband say to his veteran wife that recently gave birth?

Thank you for your cervix

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What did the cervix say when the penis asked about the sex party?

If you're in, hymen!

What is a brothels dress code?

No shirt, no shoes, no cervix.

What's the worst part about working at a gynecology clinic?

Customer Cervix

I made love to a beautiful woman who is in the armed forces.

I just want to say,”Thank you for your cervix.”

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Young boy goes up to his Dad and asks "Where did I come from?"

His father sighs and says "I was hoping your mother would get this question but OK I will explain".

"So when a man and woman are in love and want to have a baby they get naked and get into bed and then they touch each other and kiss and the man touches the woman's breasts and vagina and the w...

A sign over a gynecologist’s office

Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

Remember, if you sleep with a female veteran tomorrow,

Be sure to thank them for their cervix.

To all moms

Thank you for your cervix.

Just got back from the gynecologist...

Great customer cervix.

A soldier walks in on his wife cheating

"Get out of my house!" the soldier yelled at the man.

As he was leaving the man turned and said, "thank you for your cervix".

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What's the best thing to say to a female soldier after sex? [Possibly NSFW]

"Thank you for your cervix."

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I drive a Vulva

and it's due for a Cervix.

On this international women’s day I would like to say to all women everywhere

Thank you for your cervix

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What distinguishes a good prostitute from a GREAT prostitute?

Excellent customer cervix.

What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady

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Sex is so much more with a big penis . . .

With a small penis, you're barely scratching the cervix.

U.S male active duty and veterans...on this special day, make sure to call up all your old flames, current lovers. Wives and girlfriends as well as any others who helped you out during long deployments and say.....

"Thank you for your cervix!"

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Stripper joke (NSFW?)

A man walks into a strip club and immediately gets some action from a stripper. He walks out, satisfied, and says,

"Wow, what great cervix!"

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