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Bed Bug Jokes

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So you know how bed bugs come from beds?

Have you thought about cockroaches

Did you hear about the bed bug band?

They mostly play covers

(OC my dudes, read em and weep)

Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug?

She's gonna have her baby in the spring.

WANTED: Large amount of rats, mice and bed bugs

… as my current rental agreement requires me to leave the apartment in the condition it was when I moved in.

Did you hear about the Bed Bugs getting married?

The wedding was held in the spring.

Recently found out that one of my colleague was an insectophile...

I'm shocked really, didn't seemed like a guy who bed bugs.

I'll bet that Bret Stephens has a new Twitter account under a different name.

A bed bug typically lives undercover.

A Horrible Joke

Credit where credit is due: http://www.writepop.com/humor/a-horrible-joke
(this is not mine)

Two sailors wake up in bed covered in bug bites.

The first sailor says, “We must have bed bugs!”

The second sailor says, “No, these are flea bites!”

The first sailor says, “The...

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