Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress?

They were married in the spring!

WANTED: Large amount of rats, mice and bed bugs

… as my current rental agreement requires me to leave the apartment in the condition it was when I moved in.

Did you hear about the bed bug band?

They mostly play covers

(OC my dudes, read em and weep)

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If bed bugs live in beds...

then does that mean cockroaches and butterflies live in...?

Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug?

She gave birth in the spring

I'll bet that Bret Stephens has a new Twitter account under a different name.

A bed bug typically lives undercover.

What do you call a bunch of bed bugs?

A sheet-load.

A Horrible Joke

Credit where credit is due: http://www.writepop.com/humor/a-horrible-joke
(this is not mine)

Two sailors wake up in bed covered in bug bites.

The first sailor says, “We must have bed bugs!”

The second sailor says, “No, these are flea bites!”

The first sailor says, “The...

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