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Sofa Bed Jokes

How do you turn a regular sofa into a sofa bed?

Simply forget your wife's birthday

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Why can't you get pregnant while having sex on a sofa bed?

Because it's a pull-out bed.

Married 25 years

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed an...

DIY Money Saving Tip

Turn an ordinary, old sofa into a sofa bed, by just forgetting your anniversary.

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What’s the difference between a futon and a crouton?

One’s a little sofa bed, the other a little floater bread.

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