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Looking Back

After 25 years of marriage, a husband took a long look at his wife one day and said: “Twenty-five years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, and I slept on a sofa bed, but I got to sleep every night with a sexy twenty-six year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, a nice car and a big bed, b...

Top Tip

Turn your sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife's birthday.

What’s the difference between a futon and a crouton?

One’s a little sofa bed, the other a little floater bread.

Save money instantly

by turning your sofa into a sofa bed simply by forgetting your wedding anniversary.

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