Where do Asian neckbeards come from?

M'laysia

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What do you call somebody who's addicted to trimming beards?

A clipptomaniac!

There once was a village whose mayors were all named Benny and had magnificent beards

Legend held that if a mayor shaved his beard off, an ancient curse would transform him into a piece of pottery.

Centuries passed and every Benny was a fair and wise mayor, and never shaved their beards. But one summer, their land was struck by a terrible heat wave. All the men of the villag...

Beards at work

Just a word of advice, if a woman at work asks you "When are you going to shave off that ridiculous mustache?!" Do not reply "When you shave yours!". It could land you in HR....

Why don't women have beards?

It's in their jeans.

Why don’t the Amish shave their beards?

They don’t want raze-a-barn

Why do philosophers have long beards?

Because they use Occam's razor.

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Wondering why "cuck" has become the new insult of choice among basement dwellers and neck beards?

They finally found an insult that can never be used against them.

What disease do neck-beards get?

M’laria

Studies show that men with beards are more likely to cheat...

...than women with beards.

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