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Dogma Jokes

I have issues with the central dogmas of the major abrahamic religions.

But I have no beef with hindus.

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

What did the creationist student say when asked why he didn't have his homework on natural selection?

My dogma ate it.

A religious man wasn't paying attention when he was driving.

His karma ran over a dogma.

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Do you have any broccoli?

A lady walks into a grocery store and goes to the produce isle. She frantically looks around for broccoli, but to no avail. She finds a stock employee, and goes to him and asks, "Do you have any broccoli? " the employee replies "sorry ma'am, I don't believe we do right now."

she accepts this...

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A joke about.........broccoli!!!!

So there's this guy working in the produce section of a grocery store, and a lady comes up to him and asks, "Excuse me sir, but I can't seem to find your broccoli. Could you tell me where it is?"

The man goes, "I'm sorry ma'am, but we're out of broccoli, we'll have some in tomorrow morning." ...

Broccoli

One day a grocery store clerk was packing some produce when a woman approached him,

Woman: "Excuse me sir, I can't seem to find the broccoli. Could you point me in the right direction?"
Man: "Sorry ma'am, we are out until tomorrow morning when the shipment arrives. Check back tomorrow."...

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