What do you call an antique comb used to make braids, buns, and Celtic knots passed from generation to generation

Hair loom.

What do you call a citrus fruit with braids in its hair?

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What does a true Scot keep under his kilt?

A Scotsman is at a festival, and he comes dressed in his best kilt (worn properly, of course). As the festival proceeds, the Scot starts to get very drunk, and so he sits under a tree with his beer mug and falls asleep. A couple of "pretty lasses" walk by and see the Scot passed out under the tree.<...

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