What do you call a female police officer in England that shaves her pussy.?
A bumblebee suddenly wakes up in a cold sweat, realizing he has overslept and is about to miss his connecting flight home after a successful overseas business trip.
He makes a mad rush to the airport, suitcase in one hand, passport and airline ticket in the other. His tie flaps loose in the breeze, his shirt wrinkled and untucked, with his face covered in bushy bumblebee beard stubble.
He recklessly flies into the main entrance, nearly knocking over a fa...
A Blonde, Brunette, and a Black haired girl are running from the police.
So they run into a farm and split up.
The Black haired girl runs behind a cow, the Brunette runs behind a pig, and the Blonde runs behind a sack of potatoes.
Night comes and the police eventually find the barn and and search it. One of policemen look through the cattle and shines a ...
Benny the Bare Faced Viking
Benny was your typical Viking.. Strong, tall, courageous, he was the ideal viking in every way, except for one.. See Benny couldn't grow a beard, for all his 30 winters on Earth, he still had just as smooth a face as the day he was born. This bothered Benny, because when he was out pillag...
Mary Sue, a young woman with notable blonde hair, decided that she needed a new TV for her bedroom.
So she goes down to the local applience store and looks around before poking the nearest salesman in the shoulder. "Excuse me sir, I'd like to ask you a few questions about that TV."