Ive noticed recently that I can guess what style of facial hair someone has behind their mask.
I think I might be hairvoyant
I'm not usually one for facial hair...
...but it's growing on me.
What do you call it when someone makes fun of your facial hair?
A side-burn
Everyone hates my facial hair for No Shave November
But it’s growing on me
A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.
When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".
Movember just reminds me that i inherited the inability to grow proper facial hair from my father...
why couldn't i be more like my mom?
A lady is concerned her new puppy dog is deaf
The dog doesn’t seem to hear her trying to call it at all, so she decides to take the puppy to see the vet. The vet says “well sometimes these schnauzers grow to much hair in their ears and can’t hear very well”. The vet checks the puppy’s ears, and sure enough they are overgrown with hair. The vet ...
My younger brother started letting his beard come in. He said "Man, having facial hair feels weird."
I told him "Yeah, it grows on you."
3 women are in a horrible car crash and go to heaven.
3 women are in a horrible car crash and go to heaven. As they are approaching the gates of heaven they notice there are ducks that cover almost every inch of heaven. They ask St. Peter about the ducks.
“They are very sacred creatures and if you step on 1 you will be handcuffed to an ugly per...
Mom, am I ugly?
"Of course not, honey. You have everything a man wants, a deep voice, broad shoulders, facial hair..."
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