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Balding Jokes

What is the favourite game of balding people?

Fallout.

A balding white haired man walked into a jewelry store...

A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store Friday evening with a beautiful, much younger lady at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The man said, "No, I'd ...

My wife is leaving me because I’m balding

It’s fine.. it’s “hair” loss.

What do you call a balding lion in a Chinese restaurant?

Low mane.

What does a balding magician have in his hat?

Hare.

A balding, middle-aged man asked his barber, “Why charge me the full price for cutting my hair — there’s so little of it?”

“Well, “said the barber, “I actually only charge a little for cutting it. What you’re paying for is my searching for it.”

A balding man was getting a haircut.

The man’s barber said, “Do you know what they say if you’re bald in the front?”

“No,” the man said.

“They say you’re a thinker.”

“Oh?” the man said.

“Do you know what they say if you’re bald in the back?”

“No,” the man said.

“They say you’re a lover,” the ba...

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "surely I can't look that old.".

Well . . . you'll love this story..

from a lady called Claire

"My name is Claire..
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his degree on the wall, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall , handsome, dark...

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Anti-balding treatment

-Hey Bill, what the heck why are you wearing those ugly ass granny panties on your head?

-Well, John. I’ve seen a lot of hair growth happening for my wife ever since she started wearing these things.

Nobody wants to be alone. my old neighbor; newly divorced, beer-belly, balding, and closing on 50...

Hate to say it but -

I don’t like her chances

A woman moves in with her balding programmer boyfriend

A woman moves in with her balding programmer boyfriend and immediately gets concerned about his nighttime routine. Every night he takes a 2 hour shower and goes to bed complaining that his arms hurt. She also noticed that he has an entire closet full of shampoo. After a few weeks she can't take it a...

My girlfriend left me because I'm balding.

I almost pulled my hair out.

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If you would date a guy who is funny, has a house and a good job...and don't mind that he is overweight (beer belly) and balding...I've got news for you:

you're probably Homersexual.

What do you call a balding Native American?

A patchy..

Did you hear about the balding bee?

He tried to hide it with a honeycombover.

I was balding and losing confidence so I had a rabbit tattooed on my scalp.

People tell me, from a distance it looks like hare.

A man was balding very quickly

But he did not want to get a hair transplant nor did he want to take some odd medicine for it. So he decided to tattoo a rabbit on his scalp instead.

A friend of the man asked: "Why would you tattoo a rabbit on your head?"

The man answered: "Because from a distance it looks like hare...

Balding grizzles pass their genes to their offspring or...

Bare bears bear bare bears.

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

I'm balding and my girlfriend is going to leave me but she says I can stay under one condition.

I must remane.

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[NSFW] A balding man walks into his his favorite barber shop.

Sitting down for his haircut, he looks up at the barber and asks,

"This bald patch has really started to get me down. Have you heard of any reliable cure for baldness?"

The barber smiles, "Actually, I have one that's guaranteed to work! Whenever you're with a women, make sure you arous...

What did the court jester call the balding crown prince?

The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.

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