In the political correctness of 2017, is it still ok to call my wife the "ol ball and chain"?
Or is that rude to the ball and chain?
My fiancee was holding my left hand...
And I told her, "You know, in a month and a half, that hand will be heavier and I might need help lifting it."
She replied, "The ring isn't that heavy..."
And I retorted, "Yeah, but the ball and chain connected to it is!"
Don't know how I'm still engaged or alive after that...
The oldest joke I know. Three men are working on a building site.
Every day, they sit down to eat their lunch together at the top of the building.
The first man opens his lunchbox to reveal a ham sandwich.
“By god” the man exclaims, “I hate ham sandwiches. I’ve been working in construction for twenty years and every day, despite me telling her how ...
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