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Bakes Jokes

Ina Garten said she bakes dishes 10 times before baking them for guests.

Must be nice to have all that dough.

What Do You Call It When Someone Only Bakes Pastries?

A bread schtick

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest

It literally takes her nanaseconds

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My ex-prostitute grandma bakes the best cakes...

She tells me the secret is her homegrown yeast.

What happens if a redneck bakes himself into a loaf?

He's inbread.

What do you call a Jewish bread that the Black Panther bakes for Thor's party?

T'calla's challah for the Val'Halla gala.

A baker bakes 73,247 baguettes in a year and sells each for $2.73. What does he make?

Bread.

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