My wife gave out to me this morning, because our fridge was full of stir fry.
Oh god I must have being sleep wokking again.
I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.
I heard the ladies really like a good stir fry.
You can tell by the way I use my wok, I'm a woman's man.
I got fired from my Job at Panda Express for forwarding pictures of bad stir fry.
My boss said I should have labeled them Not Safe For Wok
How does Walter White make a stir fry?
With Ricin
Have I told you about the time I met Steven Tyler and he taught me how to cook stir fry?
He told me to "wok this way."
While cooking dinner this happened.
I was making stir fry and opened a bag of peas. One pea gets lose and rolls off the counter. It was like slow motion as I watched it hit floor and roll under the stove. I turned to my wife who also witnessed the incident and said: "We have an escape pea." ...got a laugh
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