You can tell by the way I use my wok, I'm a woman's man.
I got fired from my Job at Panda Express for forwarding pictures of bad stir fry.
My boss said I should have labeled them Not Safe For Wok
How does Walter White make a stir fry?
What do the inhabitants of Endor use to cook their stir frys?
A Man is running from the police...
...In New York City. He decides to cut through a Chinese restaurant to try and get away faster. After running through the dining area, he get to the kitchen where he runs into a chef making stir fry. Angrily, the chef yells at him, "Hey!! I'm Wok-ing here!!"
While cooking dinner this happened.
I was making stir fry and opened a bag of peas. One pea gets lose and rolls off the counter. It was like slow motion as I watched it hit floor and roll under the stove. I turned to my wife who also witnessed the incident and said: "We have an escape pea." ...got a laugh