Police have arrested a man for having sex with fruit, but they suspect a second perpetrator may still be at large.
The inspector released a statement saying "These people do tend to cum in pears."
I was on a road trip with my wife, who insisted on staring at large map, and barking out directions...
...So I took it off her, and scrunched it up into a little ball.
She was not impressed to say the least, and whined "how are we going to find our way now" as she un-crumpled the paper, "we're lost now".
I said "well you're not going to get anywhere with that latitude".
Stay Alert - The Bowling-Alley Killer is still at large ...
Police warn he may strike again.
Job ad: Position of a psychic at large international corporation open ($1M/annually)
Submit your application and cover letter you know where. The deadline is you know when.
Did you guys hear that the pearl thief is still at large?
The oysters are calling it a clamity.
Police have warned that the Sudoku Killer is still at large and making threats
He will kill either 1, 4, or 9 people today
What do you call a dwarf psychic who escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
The cops came to my door to give me a ticket for a dog at large. They say he was chasing a kid on a bike.
I said, "that's not true, my dog can't ride a bike."
There is a new serial killer in town who strangles his victims using smaller and smaller T-shirts.
The cops are saying that he’s still at Large.
Jailbreak!
Diminutive psychic Chris Tolbol escaped from jail earlier today.
Police describe him as a small medium at large.
What happens when a psychic Little Person escapes from prison?
We've got a small medium at large.
Did you hear about the child with psychic powers? Apparently he's on the run from the police.
He's a small medium at large.
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