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I was on a road trip with my wife, who insisted on staring at large map, and barking out directions...

...So I took it off her, and scrunched it up into a little ball.

She was not impressed to say the least, and whined "how are we going to find our way now" as she un-crumpled the paper, "we're lost now".

I said "well you're not going to get anywhere with that latitude".

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Police have arrested a man for having sex with fruit, but they suspect a second perpetrator may still be at large.

The inspector released a statement saying "These people do tend to cum in pears."

Someone told me there's a joke about a "small medium at large"

I can't say I totally believe them...sounds a little suspect to me.

Stay Alert - The Bowling-Alley Killer is still at large ...

Police warn he may strike again.

Did you guys hear that the pearl thief is still at large?

The oysters are calling it a clamity.

Job ad: Position of a psychic at large international corporation open ($1M/annually)

Submit your application and cover letter you know where. The deadline is you know when.

Police have warned that the Sudoku Killer is still at large and making threats

He will kill either 1, 4, or 9 people today

The cops came to my door to give me a ticket for a dog at large. They say he was chasing a kid on a bike.

I said, "that's not true, my dog can't ride a bike."

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Staring at large boobs makes you better at multi-tasking.

It demonstrates you can concentrate on two things at once.

Jailbreak!

Diminutive psychic Chris Tolbol escaped from jail earlier today.

Police describe him as a small medium at large.

Two Rabbis are having lunch together…

The first one says “You won’t believe the terrible thing that’s happened! My son, he left home and became a Christian!”

The other Rabbi says “It’s funny you should mention this! My son, he also left home and now is Christian!”

They can’t believe the exact same thing has happened to bo...

What do you call a 4 foot psychic that got away with robbery?

A small medium at large

A Rabbi is Traveling.

On his way, he stops through the town of Trid. As he walks through the town, he notices how empty it is. All the windows are shuttered and the doors are bolted shut. Eventually, he makes it to the center of town, where he finds a man hurrying through the streets.

“Excuse me, sir!” the rabbi c...

What happens when a psychic Little Person escapes from prison?

We've got a small medium at large.

Did you hear about the child with psychic powers? Apparently he's on the run from the police.

He's a small medium at large.

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How to Write a Paper

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair, in a well lit place, with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Check your email.

3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand.

4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you conce...

There's a gang going through town, systematically shoplifting clothes in order of size.

Police say they are still at large.

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A man drops his coin into the wishing well...

" I wish I had a giant cock!"

Wish granted. Cause of death, 2 metre cock shoved up his ass. Giant still at large.

How do you announce that a psychic little person has escaped from prison?

"A small medium is at large."

Bonus:
A worm crawls out of a pile of spaghetti and says: “Damn, that was one hell of a gang bang!”

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