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Apr Jokes

Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan?

Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.

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What does my APR credit card have in common with my wife giving me a blowjob?

No interest until 2024

What does NSA stand for (as of apr 5, 2017) ?

Nuñes Steps Aside

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Little boy runs to his mother yelling "Mommy, dad hung himself in the bathroom!"

Panicked mom runs to the bathroom only to see it's empty. "Haha Aprli Fools!" laughs the boy "He hung himself in the basement."

Forrest Gump died and went to Heaven...

As Forrest approaches the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter greeted him.
“Ah, welcome, Mr. Gump. We’ve been anxiously awaiting your arrival.”
Forrest looked intently, not quite sure what to make of the scene in front of him.
“Forrest, before I let you into Heaven, I need you to answer three quest...

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